Friday, 25 March 2016
Dear Internet, You're Dumped
Ever since we've met, we've spent so much time together. Now you're ruining my life. I can't wake up without you in my face telling me stuff about the world. Sometimes I just don't wanna know.
So, I'm really sorry but we have to go our separate ways. Maybe we can stay friends and meet for coffee sometime. It depends if I find out you've been seeing someone else.
Now, I have to get on with my life. I haven't played the piano or read a book, or even dusted or hoovered since I can remember. It's all been about you.